If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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