what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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