I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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