Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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