just survived the first fart of the relationship.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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