I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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