I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
