Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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