but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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