somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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