So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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