I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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