but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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