I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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