How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Mom said you looked used
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot