you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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