I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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