You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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