He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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