I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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