have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
