He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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