Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Randomize
