is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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