making cat noises will not fix the situation.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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