So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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