i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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