Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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