Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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