Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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