Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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