He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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