I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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