My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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