I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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