Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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