D3 body, D1 cock
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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