oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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