Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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