i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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