whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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