So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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