Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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