I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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