It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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