i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My vagina is officially offended.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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