that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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