Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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