talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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