okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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