I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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