Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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