Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
