She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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