Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
the day after is always just damage control
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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