My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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