Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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